I am off playing Audax next week so need a body to lead the ride .
Qualifications must include :----
Inability to follow a pre determined route .
Know where the dirty lanes are for a quick re route.
Be able to find horrible hills.
And find a nice food stop.
“We can't just drop everything, sir!"
"Mister Lipwig. Is there something in the word 'tyrant' you do not understand?”
― Terry Pratchett, Raising Steam